March 19, 2021 — With this Cardie Newsletter, we thought we’d have some fun and head into the weekend on a positive note. We’ve got to do something to offset the disheartening news that cases are spiking again in a dozen states.
To get us all to a new and better normal sooner than later, at Cardthartic we’ve been big on, “Listen to the scientists.” And they’ve consistently made a compelling case for continuing to mask-up for the foreseeable future. So, as our own humble contribution to science, Cardies, here are:
- Think what you’re saving on lipstick!
- Friends you bump into are so focused on trying to figure out who you are that they don’t notice that you now cut your own hair.
- Let that mustache grow, ladies!
- You’re simultaneously showing yourself to be a model citizen and walking-talking embodiment of sweet self-love.
- The only halitosis you ever smell is your own.
- Who cares if you have spinach in your teeth.
- If you’re old enough to be vaccinated, wearing a mask makes everyone think you’re still too young to be vaccinated.
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Because it’s the still-hip way of saying, “I love you.”
Because of mask wearing, it is a great time to get braces on your teeth . . at least that’s what my dentist told me.
Less wrinkles show.
You can yawn and no one knows!!!
Exactly!
No one can see my ultra-dry lips from wearing a mask all day!